This Nigerian Tech Startup Bio Will Make You Laugh

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Chuck Norris who?

If all bio’s were like, by now world peace would have been a thing of the past.

Touchabl Pictures is a new way of interacting with pictures. By using your fingertip and touching stuffs inside a picture, you instantly know what’s in there. What’s more interesting, is how they team members don’t take themselves too seriously, just look at their bio below.

 

Gabriel Eze

Founder / UX Designer

(Pun intended): Picking the lion’s teeth after meal; catching bullet with bare hands; joggin up & down mount Everest; fluent in 10,598 language.

Maven Harry

Technical Cofounder

(Pun intended): Fought King Kong and broke its neck; held breath under water for 2mos, 3 wks, 6hrs, 5m & 4s; first person to land on the sun.

 

Chukwuemeka Ihedoro

Cofounder / CTO

(Pun intended): First person to swim against a giant Tsunami and drive through a turnado. Cobra and other poinous snakes died after biting him.

 

Vanessa Osaji

UI Designer/Web Developer

(Pun intended): Skinned a crocodile alive, and went to heaven to charge my phone. Jumped out of a high-speed fighter jet and landed safely on a football pitch.

 

Mohamed Farah

Cofounder / COO

(Pun intended): Couldn’t kill 100 bears with a single punch (though 99 fell to the ground at once). Fought with the Avengers to defeat rogue Asgardian gods.

 

Mukesh Patil

iOS / Objective C

(Pun intended): Traveled to space without space vest and survival kit. Objective is to ‘C’ with both eyes closed, but Java makes the eye see sharp instead.

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